Stand Up Comedy Hindi

हैलो दोस्तों, Majakiya Quotes के stand up comedy Hindi में आपका स्वागत है, आज की हमारी पोस्ट stand up comedy Hindi में आपको बहुत सारे नए Funny Jokes पढने को मिलेंगे। 

तो आज हमने आपके लिए हमारी Post best stand up comedy Hindi में कुछ Intresting, Majedaar, और Majakiya Chutkule लिखने का सोचा, जैसा की दोस्तों आप सभी जानते है की आज की इतनी Busy Life में हमारे पास समय कम होता है और हम हर दिन किसी ना किसी काम में उलझे रहते है और इसीलिए आज आपके लिए हम Hindi Ke Chutkule लेकर आए है।

आपको हमारी सभी Post पसंद आयी होगी, I Hope आप इसी तरह आगे भी हमारे Blog पर आने वाली सारी Post पसंद करते रहे और आज की यह Post stand up comedy hindi भी आपको ज़रुर पसंद आएगी, हमारी Team ने हमेशा यही कोशिश की है की हमारे Readers को हमेशा कुछ नया सीखने को मिले तथा वो और भी लोगों तक इन जानकारी को पहुंचा सके।

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Pati Patni Very majakiya Joke in Hindi

sonu : meri bhi pehle krti thi ab nahi krti,

monu : tumne kya kiya tha bhai?

sonu: ek din gusse me thi,

tao maine keh diya ki budape me gussa aa hi, jata hai,

ab to   tej awaaj mein baate bhi nahi krti. . . . .

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Very Funny majakiya quotes in Hindi

santa : aap mujhe sanskrit sikha do,

pandit : kyu?

santa : devtao ki bhasha hai swarg mein jarurat padegi,

pandit : agar nark gaye to?

santa : iski behan.. to punjabi to aati hi hai. .



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Majak of the Day in Hindi

Naye-Naye Doctor ne Apni Zindagi Ka

Pehla Operation Kiya.

Lekin Thodi Der Baad

Mareej Mar Gaya.

Doctor ne Deewar par tangi

Bhagwan Ki Tasweer Ki aor

Haath Jodkar Sar Jhukate Hue Puri Shradha se Kaha,

he Bhagwan Meri aor se

Pehla Tohfa Kubool Karo. . . .

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stand up comedy hindi

Funny Chutkule Hindi Mein

Nepal me,

Bhukamp ke Jhatke..

Rukne ke Baad .

Ek Saas ne Jamayi Ko Phone Kiya,

Beta Bhukamp Ke Kya samachar hain??

Jamayi – Rasoyi Me Khana Bana rahi hai | Baat Karwaun Kya ?

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very Funny Joke in Hindi Santa Banta

Santa on Honeymoon (to wife):

You Are so Beautiful, I Have No Words to Say.

Father (from outside) :

Beta Just say Mom to Her rest Leave On Me, I Will Manage..

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Really Majakiya Joke

Lady :- Baba, My Husband Dont Love Me.

Please Tell me Some tricks.

Baba :- Beti, Do Whatsapp Fast On Saturday

and Sunday do Facebook Fast, ,All will be Fine. . . .

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Very Funny Joke in Hindi

sharab aur pyar me kya ristha hai,

sharab adhik peene se ladka ulti krta hai,

lekin …. . pyar adhik karne se ladki ulti krti hai…

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Very Majakiya Joke in Hindi Language

bhoot  1 : tu kaise mara,

bhoot  2 : jyada thanda se,

aur tu?

bhoot  1 : patni par shaq tha, pura ghar dhunda koi nahi mila,,

esliye maine sharm ke maare khudkushi kr li,

bhoot 2 : fridge kholkar dekhta to aaj hum dono bhoot nahi hote..

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Very Funny Joke in Hindi for Child

ladke wale ladki dekhne ke liye gaye,

ladke wale : ladki ne kya kiya hua hai,

ladki wale : ji isne naak me dum kiya hua hai,

din bhar whatsapp, facebook. ab aap hi ise sambhaliye.

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Jokes On Kanjusi In Hindi

khud ko karo kanjus itna

ki har sms bhejne se pehle,

service centre wale khud call karke puche . . .  . .

kya aap sach mein ise bhejna chahte hai, ya sending fail kr du.

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Very Majakiya Joke in Hindi 140 Words

Husband : Meri wife gum ho gayi Hai,

Post-Master : dikhta nahi ye post office hai,

Police Station jao.

Husband : Maaf kijiye postmaster ji khusi mein smajh hi nahi aa raha kidhr jaun.

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Most Funny Jokes In Hindi For Girl

aaj barso purani mohabbat bazaar mein dekhi,

farq sirf itna tha.

uska @figure kharab tha

aur  

mera @liver . . . .

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